me: make more movies with black and gay people
inevitably, some guy: so you want straight white people EXTINCT???!??????
Me, at this point:
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Anonymous: Jeez 😩😍😍😍🙏 I don’t think anyone would complain if you chose to spam tumblr with pictures of your self 🔥🔥
I’m trying not to saturate my feed lmao, I’ll get there
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
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im going through my skyrim screenshot folder
Who names their character Susan
I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.
As you do
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Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!
Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?
Me: OK, so here’s the thing
I did not come here to be attacked in this manner
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